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another name for catnip. though crack may not exactly be the best drug to describe catnip, "kitty crack" has a better ring to it than "kitty pot" or "kitty acid", yes?
Oreo's acting crazy again...must've gotten into that kitty crack.
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Kitty Forman, from the FOX hit That 70's Show, was named Kitty Singerson before she met Red Forman at a dance.
Kelso: Hey Mrs.Foreman, what was your name before you met Red?
Kitty: Kitty Singerson, why?
Kelso: Just wonderin'.
Red: That kid is on dope!
*Kelso runs away*
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A very popular cartoon character from Japan
"...she's just a pussy with a bow on it" - Margaret Cho
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Place your wide open mouth over your gf's underwear clad pussy (kitty). Exhale slowly. The heat from your breath will warm her nether regions, giving her a hot kitty.
My wife was sleeping on her side with her legs bent, so I gave her a hot kitty from behind and made her squirm.
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A kitty that closely resembles a bat. Kitty bats are very sweet and loyal, and love to play and cuddle. When happy, kitty bats say 'meuw'.
Awww look at that kitty bat, can I take her home with me?
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kegel squeeze, the reason men with perfectly fine wives cheat with hookers. The well practiced may have the ability to kung fu grip or even lock on to her man.
Oh I think I'm in love man. I know she's a bit nasty but, she gave me the kitty bite.
does your kitty bite?
that boy worships me, my kitty bites.
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the most badass thing on earth if presented in the right way. and if worn by a male will make them look like a fag but will also turn them into an instant scene chick magnet.
boy 1 "look at austin he has a girls hello kitty shirt wht a fag"
boy 2 "what do you mean the way hes rocking that shirt he looks like such a badass"
girl "omg he is so sexy in that shirt i want his number"
boy 1"..."
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