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yea they are hot as shit, but they are assholes too. they use girls like its their job but the girls dont seem to do anything about it. they just fall on their knees and give them head whenever they want it. landon guys are such players and all they know how to do is get boned and play lacrosse. the only problem with them getting head is that they have small dicks. they convince themselves that they have big cocks which is why at sleep overs they compare their dick sizes...hhmmmm
Landon Guy: My penis is fucking huge...let me just whip it out
Random Girl: EWWW!! that thing is tiny...is it a chode??!
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Landon’s 47 inch long shlong, he could kill you if he fucked you
Is that Landon’s 47 inch shlong?
Yea! I heard he kills everyone he fucks!
are a group of freinds and a bunch of assholes
elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon no sentance can be found
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Landon Joshua is sweet boy who loves animals and his girlfriend. he is quiet and reserved and usually keeps his emotions bottled up and to himself, but if you get to know him, he'll tell you everything. he will never know how incredible and loving he is. He is mentally and physically strong. He is very stubborn and hard headed in arguments but is most likely to be the one that ultimately feels bad and apologizes. his friends adore him, but he doesn't know. he has the biggest heart and the kindest eyes. it's hard to keep the girls off him, but his girlfriend will never have to worry because no one will be as loyal as he. he's an incredible runner and is the fastest on the track team, especially on hurdles. Landon Joshua will never know just how amazing he is and everyone wishes he would.
Landon Joshua's girlfriend is the luckiest girl in the world
A person who wants to reference being a retard or "retarded". Also the leader of Roblox MLW.
Your such a Landon Pineda.
Yeah I know
a wonderful sexy couple. Often have sex(anal lovers)
oh your a rachel and landon have sex
A Landon is Usually a tall black male with sometimes a afro. They usually think they are hard BUT they are pretty cool and they are good in relationships. Landons are NEVER two-faced to anyone and you can always rely upon then.
You act so much like a Landon.
You’re such a Landon.
I want me a Landon