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Larry Chair

Internet person who resides on Urban Dictionary obsessed with toxic gas aka methane and provides us, the UD users, with great definitions.

Hi I'm Larry Chair and I gave definitions for farticious inflatuation afflatuate fart appeal and the more recent Do I smell popcorn?

by marysawrus January 31, 2011

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


laydown larry

A term in car sales used to describe a customer who does not negotiate, but buys at full price. Customer is a laydown because he buys at whatever price the salesman asks him to.

"Mark just had a laydown larry. The guy bought the car at full price and didn't even ask for a dime off."

by Sunny Delight December 18, 2007

32πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Larry

Often hard to look at. Visually displeasing.

I went on a blind date last night. Unfortuately he wasnt cute at all he was a Larry.

by terpin October 7, 2011

2πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Larry King

prop n: A prolific suspender salesman.

Larry King wears suspenders.

by Helioseismology January 1, 2006

266πŸ‘ 121πŸ‘Ž


Larry Stylinson

Larry Stylinson is the beautiful love between one direction members Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson. It is believed that their relationship began in 2010 when they were on the X factor but there is also a theory that they knew each other before hand (the script concert bitches.) No one can deny their love but management (the biggest dicks on the planet) try to hide it by giving the boys beards such as Taylor Swift and Elenor management also gave Harry the role of womaniser in the media when really he is the softest kindest boy in the planet who would never do anything to disrespect anyone ever. Management also pulled a little stunt us Larries like to call Babygate, there is a lot of proof that Louis β€œbaby” isn’t actually his son, there are lots of theories surrounding babygate but I cba to go into it. If you want loads of Larry proof go to Freddieismyqueen on YouTube and you will come put shipping Larry.

Person 1: Larry Stylinson isn’t real
Larry shipper: stfu bitch they have matching tattoos they change lyrics for each other, write songs for each, they used to tweet the cutest tweets for each other and so much more in conclusion Larry is real bitch

Person 1: I- uh I
Larry shipper: that’s what I thought

by Izxy April 22, 2019

21πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


frozen larry

when a girl takes a crap, freezes it and uses it as a dildo

"last night, jenna gave herself a frozen larry."

by art bradford September 22, 2007

19πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Larry Letdown

A Larry Letdown is used to describe someone who cancels plans or backs out of something that was previously arranged
(N.B. Can still be used even when the person has a perfectly reasonable excuse)

.... you absolute Larry Letdown !!!

by TinyActsOfRebellion December 21, 2010

16πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž