1. A brand of toilet paper that sucks ass.
"Aw man, they're all out of Cottonelle"
"Dude, just get the Ryan Leaf Paper."
"But that stuff gives me chlamydia"
"At least it's good for 14 wipes and 36 picks- Just like Ryan Leaf!"
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1. A ragtime piano piece by Scott Joplin, making him the first musician to sell more than one million copies of a piece of instrumental music.
2. A Canadian tampon
"Don't mess with her. She's on the Maple Leaf Rag, eh?"
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Oral sex (or a blow job) that was received on Saint Patrick' Day
Jeff: What are you doing on St. Patty's day?
Justin: I hope my girlfriend gives me some guinness and a four leaf blover.
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The used tampon from a virgin, Amish girl
I don't want to do anal tonight! I'd rather suck on an Amish Bay Leaf!
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This is the act of wrapping a man's penis hole around a leaf blower, and subsequently turning on the leaf blower.
Fuck you, Kyle!
No, fuck you, why don't you go commit leaf-blower!
A word often used as another way of saying weed skunk ganja and the like
''Shoot dude that 5 leaf clover is as strong as a priests feeling towards young children''
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Sending a work colleague a picture of your genitalia out of the blue over Instant Mesenger or email.
"So how was your evening last night?"
"Not too bad thanks, I just kicked back, watched an episode of 'Come Dine with Me' and then sent my boss the old maple leaf salutation."