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Noodle legs

After you have sex, you are done so good that you try to walk and your legs are untrustworthy. Your legs buckle and fail to hold up your body, or at least it feels that way.

Baby, I had noodle legs so bad I had to crawl to the bathroom.
That girl did me so good, I had noodle legs all night.

by super_genius October 9, 2013

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leg benders

Knees

-Originated from VG Cats

Man1: *smashes Man2 in the knees with a baseball bat*
Man2: "GAHH! MY LEG BENDERS!!!"

by Graham T C November 12, 2005

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leg out

the act of beginning to dance at the recognition of a familiar or stimulating musical number

Oh I love this song by Ludacris, let's leg out

by chaunce monster April 19, 2011

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CHICKEN LEGS

1.) Chicken Legs, aka Chicken Leg Syndrome, occurs when clueless jock guys go the gym and train nothing but their upper body; arms, pecs, and shoulders, and they completely ignore their legs. They ignore their legs because they don't know how to workout, and because they think that girls will have sex with them if they have big arms.

They look out of proportion to the point of being a joke, and it is officially called "Out of Symmetry."

2.) Meatheads who wont train their legs.

*at the gym*

John: "Hey man, we gonna train legs?"

Mike: "Nah brah, its all about big arms yo, legs dont mean shit"

John: "Yah but now you got chicken legs and you look like an idiot"

by LeeLaBadass July 5, 2011

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Leg-Pretzel

A position of two people when you're snuggling and cuddling with your lover and your legs are intertwined with each other.

I love to wrap my legs around Ali as we cuddle in bed. He is the best to leg-pretzel with ever!

by eck0731 February 8, 2010

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Half Leg

A Half Leg, is a massive shit that reaches the water without breaking.. Name derived from the size equivalent from the ankle to knee

May require scissors ..

Best place to do a half leg is hanging over the grand canyon or a bottomless pit

Caution: Never do a half leg in a plane or a construction site port-a-loo

oh my god, ive done a half leg!!!

by nomisen July 31, 2009

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Sea Legs

A metaphor for adjusting to unfamiliar situations

Ken Jennings seems a little clumsy as the new host of Jeopardy. But I think once he gets his sea legs, he'll do just fine.

by rubberweiner January 18, 2021

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