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A gas station. Serving Alberta’s sweet nectar (oil).
Eh bud! I’m runnin low on juice. Can we stop at the Albertan Lemonade Stand up the road?
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when one goes into a food establishment, requests a cup of water with lemons, and adds sugar to create a bland lemonade to save money.
i didn't have enough for a drink, so I made poor man's lemonade instead.
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Mix a Mike's Hard Lemonade with 2oz of Gin
Craig: Hey fag, is that a Mike's Hard Lemonade?
You: No man.
Craig: Gin and Tonic?
You: Nope. It's a Tim's Hard Lemonade, bitch.
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The substance that is created when a male gaps a woman's asshole and then shits in it, pisses in it, and cums in it. This substance is then shitted out by the woman into a cup of ice. The delicious beverage is then rapidly consumed by both parties.
Cady: Brian would you please fuck my ass and create some Middle Eastern Lemonade?
Brian: Hellz yeh i luvs me sum anal, shitty, cum juice!
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When a guy is giving you such bad head that you decide to pee in his mouth instead of cumming.
Greg decided to brush up on his technique after spending too much time at a Montana Lemonade Stand.
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When a girl with braces gives you a blowjob and simulates a cheese grater on your dick, and then fills her mouth with lemon juice and salt to get in the wounds.
"My girl just got braces, we're about to make some R. Kelly Lemonade"
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The one and only lyrics from NCT127 - Lemonade. Hurricane, Ice ice, lemonade. We might not know the definition, but enjoy your glass of lemonade with NCT127.
Friend: Hey what are you listening?
Me: Taste like lemonade
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