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liberal

A person who politically falls on the left side of the spectrum. Prefers to have government as involved in everyday life as possible. basically wiping your ass. does not preserve freedoms. see gun controll and rights of unborn children. and is overly critical of anyone who does not see eye to eye. See weeny, hippie, or liberal hippie freak

liberals are bad for America.

by Mark May 6, 2005

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Liberal

On a broad scale, the modern day Liberal is a complex organism consisting almost entirely of a tightly formed conglomeration of double standards.

The word "Liberal" originally described honorable and principled men who held to a philosophy of government that advocated Constitutional Republicanism. Constitutional Republicanism is a type of government almost unknown to most of the world. America was originally a Constitutional Republic. A Constitutional Republic defined is characterized by a very small government with limits on its powers of taxation and whose other powers are strictly limited by rigorously enforced Constitutional edicts. The honorable old Liberals of the 19th century would certainly not recognize the "liberals" of today. Modern Liberals promote, advocate, and enforce the centralization of all political power into an all powerful central government.

Some defining characteristics of modern liberals:

At the most basic level, the Liberal is anti-God. The Liberal attempts to use government to eliminate all moral consequences for immoral behavior. The Liberal imagines that freedom from moral consequence can be secured by a collectivist, totalitarian state.

Liberals use moralistic platitudes and catchy phrases like "social justice" , "The Brotherhood of Man" and "Change" to appeal to the naive masses who are duped into believing that the ultimate goals of Liberals are genuinely good.

The fundamental power struggle of Liberals may be classified as the individual versus the collective. The Liberal supports the collective in every contest against the individual. Liberals hate Individualism because it demands moral responsibility. Liberals support collectivism because they hope to eliminate the need for moral responsibility.

The U.S. Constitution and specifically the support for rugged individualism which is evident in the Bill of Rights, is the enemy of the Liberal. The Liberal despises the United States because it is the premier protector and promoter of individualism in the world.

In the mind of a Liberal, all institutions and concerns schools, environment, courts, etc. - serve no relevant purpose other than the promotion of collectivism.

To a Liberal, abortion becomes necessary to guarantee sexual freedom and eliminate moral consequence.

Any religion or religious person who believes or teaches that there are moral consequences for sin, is the enemy of Liberalism and must be oppressed. Thus for the collectivist Liberal bent on imposing socialism upon a nation, Christianity is the number one enemy above all other enemies. Christianity must be eliminated..

Strong families are one of the greatest threats to the final goals of Liberalism. The total disintegration of the American family in recent decades among some ethnic communities has occurred as a direct result of the design and intention of Liberals.

Private ownership of guns is the single greatest symbol of individual power, and therefore is despised by Liberals.

The Liberal despises national sovereignty. Why? Because the best protection of individual freedoms is found in small decentralized governments.

The Liberal promotes the growth of multi-national and international governments such as the European Union and the United Nations because these organizations advance the cause of socialism and seek to destroy the very individualism that is best protected by sovereign states.

The Liberal fears any hint of individualism in any part of the world, and is obsessed with the centralized control of all human activity and thought. Thus the Liberal constantly seeks total control over all forms of media.

"Multi-culturalism" is the liberal code word for a single, oppressive, collectivist culture.

Liberals speak often of tolerance, but they only tolerate Liberals and Liberal ideas.

The Liberal seeks to criminalize any speech that promotes morality or individualism as "hate speech." Thus we see Liberal Judges and Liberal Courts outlawing the Bible and gutting the free speech provisions of the first amendment of the constitution. Liberal Judges are now declaring that the Bible's proscriptions against homosexuality are illegal "hate speech" and scripture is now in the process of being outlawed from any appearance in public discourse or the public square.

The Liberal's only method of debate is to appeal to the emotions of uneducated and illogical persons. Liberals seek to insult and discredit anyone who dares to disagree with them, especially in the college classroom. Why? Because the facts of logic and history do not support the agenda they are seeking to advance.

When possible, Liberals oppress anyone who questions their beliefs.

Liberals despise all innocence - especially the innocence of a child. Thus Hollywood Liberals seek to steal the innocence of our children as early as possible and the public schools assist them in this goal.

Liberals seek to sexualize our children, eliminate age of consent laws and promote the normalization of pedophilia, all in the pursuit of sexual freedom.

The Liberal typically chooses a career in a field that produces nothing of value. A Liberal will look for employment in field such as public education, an employee of local, county, state or federal government, an "activist," a lawyer, or a bureaucrat in a tax free foundation or an NGO devoted to advancing Liberal goals, etc.

Liberal do-good programs enrich Liberals and do little to actually help the poor.

Liberals are not obsessed with sex, but with promiscuity. Promoting promiscuity among the masses is the primary mission of the Liberals who control the Hollywood, Television and print media monopoly. Why? Because Liberals know that the twin pillars that support conservatism are family values and faith in God. By promoting promiscuity Liberals know that they are simultaneously attacking both of the main support pillars of rugged individualism.

Liberals say that they despise marriage and family because they are "patriarchal institutions" that oppress women and children. But the real reason they despise marriage and family values is because these institutions oppose, disapprove and limit promiscuity thus undermining one of the principal supports for Liberalism.

Liberals seek to control public schools, and force all children into them, in order to foster promiscuity and instill collectivist ideology into the minds and hearts of our children.

Liberals are obsessed with demonstrating their putative "moral superiority." Thus even though they live their lives without really helping anyone, the political activism they engage in is dedicated to convincing themselves that they are truly good people. Liberals are driven by the need to validate the unspoken assertion that "I care more than you do," which is ironic in the extreme since none of the government programs liberals have designed can be shown to have an overall positive influence in our society.

Whenever a Liberal expresses concern "for the children," invariably they are using and targeting children to expand their own power, promote promiscuity, advance collectivism and enlarge their personal income at the expense of the taxpayer.

Liberals are elitists who exempt themselves from the oppressive rules they impose on the general population.

Liberals howl in rage if a homosexual transvestite or convicted felon is even slightly offended, but they openly bash Christians.

Liberals claim to be against violence, but make excuses for Liberals like Lenin, Stalin, Mao and Castro who murder and torture political dissidents. Liberals claim to be against violence, but they seek to disarm individuals and render them powerless before the thugs, thieves and murderer's who rule the inner cities.

Liberals have enormous compassion for criminal predators, but little for the victims.

In the Liberal world, all problems stem from individualism, and all solutions are collective.

Liberal: As a liberal I'm proud to promote and celebrate all forms of opinions and lifestyles that humanity has to offer.

Non Liberal: Neat! So as a Christian I can assume that you'll tolerate my belief that things like homosexuality, pedophilia, and abortion are wrong?

Liberal: Absolutely not!!! That's hate speech and my buddies at the ACLU are working night and day to make what you just said a federal offense.

Non Liberal: But I thought you just said that you celebrate ALL forms of opinions and lifestyles.

Liberal: Yeah, but you don't count you hateful, closed minded bigot. I hope you die in a fire!

Non Liberal: Oh, I see. How kind of you.

by BladeSaint September 29, 2009

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Liberal

1. What Socialists beginning in the mid 20th and now 21st century prefer to call themselves in the United States, usually characterized by being young and often cured through growing up and getting a job.

I'm a liberal and i think the government should provide everything for me because i'm lazy.

by LiberalsAreEvil August 29, 2005

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liberal

One with no personal responsibility. One who insults the republican party and claims they are bigots while acting like bigots themselves. A white person who claims to know the struggle of slaves and gays and pretends to sympathize with the poor. One who most likely votes Democrat because the media tells them too and worships Bill Clinton

A liberal is a Self-Hating White Person

by LittleOrangeFox November 4, 2006

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liberal

1.) People who feel the need to tell you repeatedly about their political beliefs because they overestimate the importance of their own opinion.

2.) People who go out of their way to waste my time talking about how the war in Iraq is a joke...blah blah blah.

3.) Pollution to society who feel that they should be able to do whatever they want.

4.) Wannabe rebellious individuals

5.) People who love spreading their opinion, but excluding that never do anything for themselves.

John Kerry is a toolbox

by d2l August 26, 2005

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Liberal

A political alignment that allows women to be at maximum crazy. They can be offended by everything and no one will think they are over emotional. They can protest and yell keywords such as but not limited to "patriarchy" "misogynist" "kill all men" and of course the family favorite "don't censor my pussy". All of these things are of course totally normal. Liberal not-crazy and totally normal women have the advantage of claiming rape for literally anything. Of course some of them have been ligitemately raped and that's horrible, some of them cry rape because a man said hi to them in an elevator. Once again, completely normal behavior. Need a safe space? They've got them and you can totally use them, if you aren't a man that is: straight or privileged. In fact the password for a white male to get into said safe space is "I am totally gay but probably privileged too. Fuck Donal Trump." Does being a liberal sound like its for you? Go to any college campus anywhere to join this pointless but totally normal movement.

I'm a liberal feminist. Bernie Sanders should be president forever. Except for the fact he's a man because all men should die. But seriously vote Bernie guys!!

by MyVeinyMeat August 19, 2016

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Liberal

One who believes he or she is more intelligent than most. Usually a person who has great book smarts but lacks common sense. Someone who cannot imagine a fetus being a real person. An individual who will one day be the cause of our great country being over-ran by a stronger military force.
A person who doesn't properly discipline his or her kids. Someone that believes others will clean up after their mess. An individual that would rather work out in the gym rather than perform their own yard work. Usually someone who has absolutely no knowledge of American History.

Hey Shauntaqua, can you turn off that liberal news station. This is a Army Hospital where the majority of folks who will watch are Conservative.

by Bustedjaouted September 20, 2010

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