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1. What Socialists beginning in the mid 20th and now 21st century prefer to call themselves in the United States, usually characterized by being young and often cured through growing up and getting a job.
I'm a liberal and i think the government should provide everything for me because i'm lazy.
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One with no personal responsibility. One who insults the republican party and claims they are bigots while acting like bigots themselves. A white person who claims to know the struggle of slaves and gays and pretends to sympathize with the poor. One who most likely votes Democrat because the media tells them too and worships Bill Clinton
A liberal is a Self-Hating White Person
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1.) People who feel the need to tell you repeatedly about their political beliefs because they overestimate the importance of their own opinion.
2.) People who go out of their way to waste my time talking about how the war in Iraq is a joke...blah blah blah.
3.) Pollution to society who feel that they should be able to do whatever they want.
4.) Wannabe rebellious individuals
5.) People who love spreading their opinion, but excluding that never do anything for themselves.
John Kerry is a toolbox
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A political alignment that allows women to be at maximum crazy. They can be offended by everything and no one will think they are over emotional. They can protest and yell keywords such as but not limited to "patriarchy" "misogynist" "kill all men" and of course the family favorite "don't censor my pussy". All of these things are of course totally normal. Liberal not-crazy and totally normal women have the advantage of claiming rape for literally anything. Of course some of them have been ligitemately raped and that's horrible, some of them cry rape because a man said hi to them in an elevator. Once again, completely normal behavior. Need a safe space? They've got them and you can totally use them, if you aren't a man that is: straight or privileged. In fact the password for a white male to get into said safe space is "I am totally gay but probably privileged too. Fuck Donal Trump." Does being a liberal sound like its for you? Go to any college campus anywhere to join this pointless but totally normal movement.
I'm a liberal feminist. Bernie Sanders should be president forever. Except for the fact he's a man because all men should die. But seriously vote Bernie guys!!
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One who believes he or she is more intelligent than most. Usually a person who has great book smarts but lacks common sense. Someone who cannot imagine a fetus being a real person. An individual who will one day be the cause of our great country being over-ran by a stronger military force.
A person who doesn't properly discipline his or her kids. Someone that believes others will clean up after their mess. An individual that would rather work out in the gym rather than perform their own yard work. Usually someone who has absolutely no knowledge of American History.
Hey Shauntaqua, can you turn off that liberal news station. This is a Army Hospital where the majority of folks who will watch are Conservative.
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On who sniffs his/her own farts.
My liberal ideology is so much smarter than your stupid redneck values. Im so smart i dont use the word values because that refers to money, and all are money should be given to the united states senate, so they can pay black people to build bridges that lead to the center of the earth.
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Someone who will tell you Christianity is the most dangerous and scary religion on Earth right now. And believes it.
Liberal: "Religion is like, sooooo dumb. Except for Muslims of course, because I'm too scared of them to criticise them. But other than that all religions are like sooooooo dumb!"
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