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The female lays down flat on the ground, while the man squats over her face - covering her eyes with his testicles - then he urinates in her mouth.
"Bitch! Lay down on the ground. I've got a surprise for you. Hold on, I'm gonna cover your eyes with my nuts. I like to call this one the lincoln drape.
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When someone shaves off their pubic hair and superglues them to another person's face.
Craig passed out, let's give him an Abe Lincoln!
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Premeditated sex act involving a handful of pubic hair, semen, and a large top hat, not unlike that of Abraham Lincoln. The unknowing partner falls victim to a facial following a human hair confetti blast and a top hat on their head.
"I totaly pulled an abraham Lincoln on that one chick"
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Inventer of the lincoln logs :)
Little wooden logs ...... yaaaaaaa
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The act in which a male shaves his pubic hair before his lady friend arrives. He then proceeds to receive felatio and at the point of orgasm, he ejaculates into the female's face, hits her in the eye with his penis, and then covers the lower portion of her face in pubic hair.
Dude, I just shaved my pubes and when smead gets over here, i'm gonna give her a Blinkin Lincoln that she'll never forget.
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come on guys, the sex act definitions are just wrong and disgusting. all of you people who defined them are sexist mysogynists who I hope will never get a girl on whom they could try this technique.
anyways, honest abe was quite possibly the greatest president the us has ever had. he freed the slaves, united the country, and lived in a log cabin.
abe lincoln was an awesome president.
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Grow your pubic hair out, so it is real bushy. Then, shave everything except scrotum, pubic hair, and shave out a top hat in the pubic hair around the base of the penis. then you have yourself an abraham lincoln. Show it to someone and it is worth two kicks.
I showed a friend the Abraham Lincoln and they congratulated me.
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