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Brushing the Log

When Air comes out of your ass it brushes the log of shit that makes it smell as it exits your anus. (Also known as a Fart)

I was just brushing the log, now you can smell my Feices air in your nose.

by Vivers November 8, 2011


log doggin

When you are dropping a turd so big you gotta push a little at a time just to get it out with tearing your hole

Dude this shit is tearing my hole, I'm gonna have to start log doggin.

by Cooter polluter September 15, 2017


perma-log

The remnants of a usually-massive dump left on the bottom of the bowl. May also be used as a verb.

If he perma-logs in my bowl one more time, I'm going to deuce on his bed.

by TW Chissmoose April 1, 2004


laying logs

What your dog does when he starts walking hunched over & bow-legged, then does 2 and a half counter-clockwise rotations before he finally squats down and takes a shit.

When I let Fido out in the backyard this morning, he immediately began laying logs.

by mudder fawkker March 31, 2017


christmas log

The poop after the excitement of opening presents Christmas morning.

Sam dropped off his Christmas log after opening his XBox on Christmas morning

by Dholla December 28, 2013


murder log

Alligator

"Watch out for that murder log, lady!"

by _wiener June 2, 2020


Battle Log

A person that disconnects half way through a fight.

Usually interpreted with the name 'Nathan'.

"who battle logged?"
"Nathan"

by 821abuQ February 16, 2021