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The formal title of Peter Quill, aka Starlord.
Tony Stark: Alright just get over here. Please? Mr. Lord? Can you get your folks to circle up?
Peter Quill: Mr. Lord. Starlord is fine.
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Is the stage before Netflix and chill through the use of foreplay
"What are you doing tonight?"
"Lord Farquard and then we will Netflix and chill"
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Short, skinny little impish man who is given looks of disgust by every girl who simply crosses his path. Qualities of the Lord Patheticus include playing many hours of old Sega games, listening to talk shows on the radio, and listening to cheap Iranian music. Needless to say, Lord Patheticus is a virgin who at age twenty three (at the time of writing) still lives with his parents. Lord Patheticus has virtually zero capability to stand up for himself, although he dreams of someday taking over a small country in Africa to bind the population there to his will.
Lord Patheticus arrives at the mall. Instantly he is given many looks of disgust, and in return he holds his head in shame because he knows he is disgusting.
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The true God of man, whom was brought to light by Jerry Seinfeld.
Man one: Dang these crackers taste good!
Man two: We may thank Lord Kramer for these wonderful crackers
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Well Star Lord is a dude but Thor... Thor is a man. Star Lord is one sandwich from being fat.
Star Lord is a dude
A drinking game. Ideally played at camp sites but will work regardless of location. One person has a funnel attached under their clothes with the top coming out at their shoulder and the tap coming out of their crotch. They then procede to wander around and upon finding a target (someone with alcohol) exclaim "Lord Voldefunnel!!" and refuse to leave until the target has imbibed a reasonable amount of alcohol.
Lad 1: "They have alcohol."
Lad 1: "So."
Lord Voldefunnel: "LORD VOLDEFUNNEL!!"
The llama lord is known for its godlyness and fluffiness
The llama lord could crate llamas and destroy all llama kind
The llama lord is approximately 100,000,000 meters tall (328083989.5 feet) taller than all llamas
The llama lord’s Scientific name is: lama glama lorma
The llama lord is 60 million years old
Sadly the llama lord is just a myth among the llamas
“The llama lord is very tall” said mally
“Yes it is” said mrs. Candy