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lump fairy

A Non imaginary being in human form, usually a member of the riot police who beat rioters with a baton or shoots them with rubber bullets or pepper balls, thus bestowing upon them a lump

I was storming the capital the other day and was visited by the lump fairy on my head, arms, and thighs.

by Stormfather January 8, 2021


I ain’t no Willy lump lump

I know what the fuck I am talking about.

Wife: “Joel you got that right.”
Husband: “I know. I ain’t no Willy lump lump.”

by Abcefu631 December 27, 2022


blanket lump

A questionable lump under the blanket.

Girlfriend: "Whats that under the blanket?"

Boyfriend: "Um... just a blanket lump."

Girlfriend: "Ok then..."

by QuestionablyLumpy November 22, 2015


Pussy lump

An old saying for a welt in the vaginal area.

When my Mother used a cold wet washcloth to clean her face and stop the bleeding, a large pussy lump containing a pencil eraser came out.

by Mcp523 March 12, 2022


lumps up

Getting really fucked up while partying. As in consuming lots of drugs & alcohol, then being awesome. Really just pulling a BMS & going bat shit crazy, it's fun really.

Holly & I are getting lumps up tonight !

by TheEroticPony April 8, 2015


chesticle lumps

lumps that usually grow on females or on faticle men

oof, Justin just hit my chesticle lumps!

by melaniadelatrump April 30, 2018


Lump nunkin

Noun. The fat part above fupa (lower stomach) that you tuck in your pants

That girls lump nunkin makes it look like she has a tire in her pants

by AmBam Lane May 14, 2022