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Spunk Mail is the porn equivalent of junk mail.
Man I'm not sure what is worse, Junk mail or Spunk mail. It's all the same excpet for the titties!
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The act of gloryholing through a mail box slot.
gloryhole Junk Mail
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(n.) - email letters and messages that appear in your dreams at night while sleeping, only to disappear into thin air upon waking
"Wow, last night I had a dream that I was emailing back and forth with Bill Gates, and he was replying to me, I couldn't believe it. And then I woke up and realized it was all just dream-mail."
-- "Overheard at a watercooler in a Seattle office building
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A president bolstering his tough-guy status by bravely insulting the Postal Service.
Slipping in the polls, having run out of humans to mock and bully, needing somebody to put down, Trump took on the USPS, calling it "a joke". The world would quake before him, the Alpha Mail.
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eeeeee-mail: Those Halloween e-mails that go along real sweet and cute and then a bloody monster jumps up and screams at you.
He sent me an eeeeee-mail that made me literally jump out of my seat.
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The only reason why people have a MySpace
Why use e-mail when you could use MySpaceMail?
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