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The best RPG series ever invented.
"Dude what's your favorite RPG?"
"Mario and Luigi FOR SURE"
If you know a Mario, he's probably fuckin gay
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A person who thinks spamming smash attacks and forward airs is a good strategy, might also be obsessed with the competitive player Ally.
Mario main : Hey, wanna play smash?
Person who doesn't main trash : No thanks, I don't want to be spammed to death.
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Super Mario is a pop-culture icon from around the 80's to 90's and was the star of Donkey Kong and Super Mario World. Since his introduction into the world by nintendo, he has become an icon to gamers worldwide, from people who hang around on the internet all day, to fat losers who won't get laid until they're 40. Mario's marketing would give Satan a boner. But all in all, Mario is still one of gaming's beloved icons.
"It's a-me, Mario! I'm a-gonna rip a-you a new ass-a-hole!!
Luigi: "oh, you stereotypical bastard, you!"
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God himself. Also known as the owner, savior, and center for the Pittsburgh Penguins.
I believe in Mario Lemieux...I just don't go to Church.
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The shitiest excuse for a Mario Bros. game EVER. Luigi would be so cool if they didnt shaft him with shitty lead roles such as finding his bigger brother or riding a mansion of ghosts, See Luigi's Mansion
Dude I rented Mario is Missing totally thinking that it was going to be awesome that Luigi got his own game, but it totally turned out to be doodootaculus
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When you jizz around the upper lip of a female, then shave off your own pubes and stick them to her upper lip. That is a super mario at its finest.
She was suckin me off and then i unexpectedly came on her face. I then proceeded to grab the weed wacker to shave off my pupes and give that bitch a super mario. ITS A MEEEEEEE MARIO!!
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