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A wierd disabled kid Who tinks hes a dinosaur
He is a gaylord , Mat-Trex
female or male who enjoy large quantities of sperm in their mouth or on their face
Niko, stop being such a fucking jizz mat and come here!
To fuck something up despite best intentions
Wow! He really matted that pint-it’s basically all head.
To expand to other occupied or unoccupied desks around an office space.
I was out yesterday and when I came back this morning, my desk was matted; shipping and manufacturing equipment was all over it. I hate it.
The act of publicly asking a stranger for their number.
"Dude someone just matted me!"
"Did you give them your number?"
"Hell no!"
(Also can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb)
Mat-howgen is a German slang term for an inverted penis; commonly referred to as a “man pussy.” It is a rare condition in which a person is born with the XY chromosomes but their genitalia has the appearance of the female vagina.
I went home with this cute guy and was shocked to find a mat-howgen when I went down on him!