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Matt

A very amazing person. Athletic, great stramina, and a very caring person on the inside. Loyal and trustworthy, he is sure to be there for you till the end.

Ralph: Yo did you see Matt playing basketball yesterday?
Brendan: yeah dude he was so sick

by JustYourLocalHuman July 29, 2020


Matt

A little prick who thinks he knows everything but in retrospect knows nothing. He has a very dry sense of humor simply because he hates his life. Matt’s are typically found under the bosses desk.

Hey did you see Matt today? What a fucking loser

by Weslooo September 18, 2018


Matt

A fucking pedophile. He only fucks girls that's age is on th clock. Gives good foot baths while he receives poetry. Secretly a wizard.

You're such Matt, why are there only girls 1-12 in your poetry class.

by sadboi666 February 03, 2019


Matt

a real dude man bro man who makes children cry, supposedly getting fired, is a hippie and wears two different shoes, doesn't actually teach, but instead let's us play games about murder

literally anyone: I don't understand this question because you didn't tell me anything about it
matt: c'mon dude bro, mannnnnn just whip out the old textbooks and think.

by .mithrandir. June 18, 2017


Matt

A big massive fuck up of a laddie that speaks to a different lassie every hour

“Did you here about Matt” “he spoke to 2 girls at once” “that’s just a Matt thing”

by Dingobopper October 23, 2018


Matt

A guy who has pussy ears

Matt can't take any shit-talk, he has pussy ears

by Suhhhhhh November 10, 2017


Matt

Hot head brawhalla tryhard always get big mad.

Carry me in Brawhalla Matt

by Hxmiiid June 02, 2020