A very amazing person. Athletic, great stramina, and a very caring person on the inside. Loyal and trustworthy, he is sure to be there for you till the end.
Ralph: Yo did you see Matt playing basketball yesterday?
Brendan: yeah dude he was so sick
A little prick who thinks he knows everything but in retrospect knows nothing. He has a very dry sense of humor simply because he hates his life. Matt’s are typically found under the bosses desk.
Hey did you see Matt today? What a fucking loser
A fucking pedophile. He only fucks girls that's age is on th clock. Gives good foot baths while he receives poetry. Secretly a wizard.
You're such Matt, why are there only girls 1-12 in your poetry class.
a real dude man bro man who makes children cry, supposedly getting fired, is a hippie and wears two different shoes, doesn't actually teach, but instead let's us play games about murder
literally anyone: I don't understand this question because you didn't tell me anything about it
matt: c'mon dude bro, mannnnnn just whip out the old textbooks and think.
A big massive fuck up of a laddie that speaks to a different lassie every hour
“Did you here about Matt” “he spoke to 2 girls at once” “that’s just a Matt thing”
Hot head brawhalla tryhard always get big mad.
Carry me in Brawhalla Matt