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A little prick who thinks he knows everything but in retrospect knows nothing. He has a very dry sense of humor simply because he hates his life. Matt’s are typically found under the bosses desk.
Hey did you see Matt today? What a fucking loser
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A fucking pedophile. He only fucks girls that's age is on th clock. Gives good foot baths while he receives poetry. Secretly a wizard.
You're such Matt, why are there only girls 1-12 in your poetry class.
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A big massive fuck up of a laddie that speaks to a different lassie every hour
“Did you here about Matt” “he spoke to 2 girls at once” “that’s just a Matt thing”
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Hot head brawhalla tryhard always get big mad.
Carry me in Brawhalla Matt
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An all around POS. The whitest boy of the white boys. He is crazy and is bound to bring baggage to your life. The type of guy who says the n word even though he is white as snow, like PALE pale. Hasn’t had a job for years, but probably sells addy to minors to make up for it. When you meet him, he will be charming and say all the right things, but it is all manipulation! Bottom line, if you ever meet a Matthew, it’s time to run girl.
“Oh he cheated on you? Yeah, sounds like Matt”
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A soft fella, likely does drugs. Spectacle clad, and would definitely be open to becoming a furry. His heart is a whore, and he is a stinky.
He is such a Matt, wearing a fursuit of hideous quality like that
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