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The baddest bitch, the madame, the pimp, the Don Juan, fucking Adam (the first one), magic, the fucking boss. The throat G.O.A.T. with the biggest, fattest, juiciest, most squirting WAP there is. The reason you don’t get a second to breathe.Officially crowned “America’s Darling” by Google, he is the hardest out, period.
Have you heard the new matty cakes? Fuck me, right? Amazing.
10/10 sex. But loves himself to much to ever love you. London bait so he thinks his the shit. A very handsome mixed race male. Could get away with being about 20 and his name gives off white people vibes.
Me: omg have you seen Harrison Mattis.
Friend: yeah but his to prestige !
10/10 sex. But loves himself to much to ever love you. London bait so he thinks his the shit
. A very handsome mixed male.
Me: omg have you seen Harrison Mattis. He’s so sexy
Friend: yeah but his to prestige !
A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day
“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “
A pussy ass bitch, who has a small dick.
Damn, jeffrey is a real mattie j.
When you’re banging a girl from behind and you reach around through her legs and fondle your own balls instead of the clit
That ni$$a wasn’t shit… he Matty long-armed me.