meat pinwheel

The act of performing anal sex - resulting in defecation and the smell of excrement causes vomiting directly after.

Once you meat pinwheel you will need new sheets and a shower.

Meat Santa

The giver of the meat to the ho ho ho’s.

My Meat Santa stuffed my stocking with his thick sausage on Christmas Eve.

Good Meat

A modern scots saying to describe an inedible object that causes an overpowering urge to chew or bite

"did you see those shoes?" "no" "shit son, they were good meat"

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meat clutch

Another wonderful description for a vagina.

Ah man, I was at Mallory's last night and was straight drilling her meat clutch . Was prime!

Meat Cooler

1. A women's vagina.

"Yo man tonight i was all up in that chicks meat cooler."

Meat Slinky :)

When you switch things up in the bedroom and your lover isn't familiar with the position

I'm not very experienced in the bedroom so when she whipped out the meat Slinky :) I wasn't sure what to do

meat salad

Noun. A situation in which a woman's labia are used as a bowl upon which various different penises may be rested. The woman's groinal cavity becomes the vessel that holds the meat salad.

We would have had a meat salad but two of the volunteers for the gang bang didn't show up.