Medical Pen Explaggot

When a black man with a big fat sausage dangling from between his legs bends over a 4 foot 6 midget and farts in their mouth, causing a catastrophic chain of events leading to the fall of the Russian empire and the third World War.

Darn! If that medical pen explaggot never happened we wouldn't be in this mess! Quick! Give me a rat slimer!

U.S. Medical University of South Carolina

U.S. Medical University of South Carolina is the Establishment Founded in 1824 in Charleston. Is a NURSING HOME, INFANT BIRTH CENTER & DEPARTMENT OF THE U.S. VETERANS AFFAIRS of many years in The Holy City aka Charleston. also, birth year of October 22, 1988 (Saturday)

U.S. Medical University of South Carolina as the office of the infant & patient of OCTOBER 22, 1988 (SATURDAY) aka holy saturday. the military brat, of the, sergeant major aka SMG. united states Servicemember, u.s. military spouse, u.s. military brat, u.s. military dependent as united states military cadet as a u.s. military cadet first lieutenant and u.s. midshipman cadet lieutenant junior grade. daughter of the private aka pvt, u.s. servicemember, u.s. military spouse, u.s. military spouse & united states military brat as midshipman. United States Military Brat & United States Military Dependent. USA

medic fucker

Jewish derogatory term.
Comes from the antisemitic theory of Jews being money hoarders, and, from doctors naturally making a lot of money.

Can also be turned into medic/doctor/nurse, fucker/lover

Also commented translated into Yiddish as "Medikar Faker"

1: Ey, medic fucker!
2: Bro what the fuck, I'm Jewish
1: Thats the point.

Medical Humanities Scholar

Someone whose field of study or expertise has no real-world application. Like a vanity degree, but without the knowledge gain.

Have you noticed how he's unable to construct a compelling argument. He's a real medical humanities scholar.

Medical-phorical

A mispronunciation of the word metaphorical popularized by the character Clint in the classic war film, 1969.

Pretty Medical-phorical... pigs, eh?

Medical Denial Fetish

A niche fetish where sexual arousal comes from role-playing the denial of healthcare or rights, often tied to power dynamics and control in consensual scenarios.

Comorbidity of OCD with Antisocial Personality, Medical Denial Fetish satisfies the sexual instinct through domination of a powerless class through denial or withholding of healthcare--it may advance from role-play to often illegal implementation.

Medic dumping

When you are promised a double medic truck and at the last moment the other medic calls off or leaves so the medic is dumped. Typically left with a driver.

I got medic dumped so I am now by myself for 24 hours. I am no longer dual medic and just a single medic ambulance.

Medic dumping is when a dual medic loses one medic. Usually to go fishing.