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When a male sees a big tiddy goth girl in a Dollar Store and gets a noticeable boner. The big tiddy goth girl notices, and winks at the man. The pair go behind the counter and the big tiddy goth girl takes out his boner, but instead of using a DS stylus she wraps both hands around the shaft (one at the top and one at the base) and snaps it in a downwards motion. Then after the snap, comes the vigorous shake.
*bro 1 rubbing his dick
Bro 1: “Yo, my guy, my dick is hurting.”
*bro 2: raises eye brow
Bro 2: “Yo, why’s that?”
Bro 1: “Me and scki did the glow stick method yesterday.”
Bro 2: “ Oh shit bro!”
when a man cums on a girls butthole and he lets it sit in there for a while resulting in the cum drying and becoming a crust like substance, so he uses his tongue as a brillo pad to try and lick and scarp away the remaining cum residue on the outside.
dawg it was so much leftover cum on her butthole i had to give her the brillo pad method to get the rest out
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When a girl tucks her belly fat into her pants to appear skinnier.
“That broad over there is definitely playing method hide-and-seek.”
The 8 week method works to get over an ex-partner. The method consist of NOT talking to the ex for 8 weeks until underlying tensions have time to diffuse. After 8 weeks, emotions have more time to heal and future resolutions are easier to come fourth. This definition is not be confused with the two week method.
Guy 1: How do I get over Jessica and move on with my life when she’s constantly on my line?
Guy 2: Use the 8 week method- the time off can help you both figure out what you want.
manner to describe how unattractive your last sexual partner was.
1 bag = A bag for her or his face
2 bags = a bag for his/her face and a bag for your face
3 bags = a bag for his/her face, a bag for your face , and a bag for you to vomit in after your done.
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For when someone takes the least logical course of action when confronted with a problem, and then later expresses confusion when the repercussions for taking said action are enacted upon them. Coined after Greg Heffley, the protagonist of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid franchise.
His complete lack of self awareness and common sense must mean he takes the Greg Heffley Method to heart.
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curving one’s own penis downward; aiming it at their buttcrack for the purpose of washing upon release of their own urine.
Todd ran out of toilet paper so he had to use the built-in bidet method (;