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An organized crime syndicate started in a prison called Duel Vocational institute or DVI. The Group was formed to protect Mexican inmates in the prison system. Respect is gained by brutal killings of those who oppose them as well as commiters of taboo crimes such as molestation and rape. Members may enter by a vote of 3, or by killing an inside member. Many Mafia Overlords originally come from San Diego, Los Angelas, San Ontario, and the Inland Empire.
The groups number one ally is the Italian Mafia. Both groups share identical symbols of a black hand palm print, which is recognizable all over the world. The group also has a working relationship with the Aryan Brotherhood. And many other groups...
The groups number one enemy is the Nuestra Familia or the Nortenos otherwise known as NX4. They both have a shoot on sight relationship with one another. Another rival of the Mexican Mafia is the Black guerilla family leader of the Crips and Bloods, who mimic Nortenos and Surenos with blue and red gang colors.
Mexican Mafia Symbols include:
The Black Hand
Aztec Sun God
Aztec Death God (for high ranking members only)
13
EME
MM
The Mexican Mafias second branch is known as the Surenos or the South Siders who use the symbol 13 the most. The lowest "sponsored" branch is called MS13 or Marasalvatrucha 13.
There are former members who often speak about their experiences and encourage young people to do better in life.
Once you leave this prison don't ever come back. You hear me. Do something with your life, be somebody. I'll never see my family again, not my children, not anybody. Just these bars. All I have in here is the Mexican Mafia and I don't know how long i'll last. I swear if I could start over...well, it doesnt matter now. I cant start over.
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An endurance competition requiring the participation of all residential occupants to determine how long a residence can be occupied without flushing the toilet.
In theory, the weight of defecation over time should eventually provide sufficient downwards pressure (gravity) to drive at least some effluent through the S or P-Trap at the base of the toilet, however in
practice the effluent often dries out leaving a crusty surface which eventually piles up over the bowel.
This competition is particularly difficult in circumstances where the water closet is located in a shared bathroom facility that is also used for showering, shaving and brushing one's teeth.
More commonly seen as a challenge of single males, this activity has specific adverse side effects should one of the male occupants get lucky and bring home female company for the night.
"...Hey guys - lets have a Mexican Shitoff. First to flush the toilet has to clean it..."
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Jorge could not afford a kite for school so he tied a bee to a string and made a Mexican Kite.
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The waddle a person does with their pants around their ankles after having a bad case of diarrhea and realizing there is no toilet paper left on the roll and no back-up items in reach.
“Dude, I had to do the Mexican penguin all over the house with the backs of my legs dripping yesterday's lunch just to find something to wipe with!”
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Sex Act in which you eat a Doritos Locos Taco from Taco Bell (Nacho or Fiery, Lover's Choice), and perform oral sex with the unswallowed, masticated, moist remains until climax, at which point your lover exclaims Sour Cream.
Oya Chica, let's swing by Taco Bell so I can treat you to a Mexican Blender when we get home.
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A Mexican Forklift is when a band of 5 or more brown brothers combine their strength to lift heavy objects.
Hey Jethro, we need to head to the west side of town to pick up a Mexican Forklift. That way, they can lift the Camaro up and I can use their Old Spice to clean the undercarriage.
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A mexican who is legit; spanish accent, wears sombreros, breaks pinatas
Martin-"Look at her, she's wearing a sombrero while breaking a pinata!"
Alejandra-"Yeah, that Kelsey is sure a true mexican!"
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