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To destroy a pussy with an unexpectidly big black cock, while you are a skinny white guy wearing an afro
"I want to mic somebody in the elevator"
"Yesterday he mic'd the shit out of me!"
"They are mixin' her hard!"
when you're taking a shit during a zoom call and you have your camera blocked off, but you're still worried about your mic being muted
Jon: Damn I really gotta take a dump but I'm in a zoom call
Brett: Why don't you just go bro? It's cameras off
Jon: I can't I got mic paranoia
it is a thing, a real thing.
opening the mic.
I can't open the mic right now.
She used her last brain cell earlier this morning, so she said "open my mic" instead of "turn on my mic"
A girl who frequently sleeps with radio DJs, podcasters, and anyone who uses a microphone to make a living.
"I banged this chick on the weekend, but she also slept with our morning show host, and afternoon DJ. She's a total Mic Sock, bro"
a shit mic bought at the back of a Lynn Popeyes used by fake muslims. This mic will make you ears bleed as they get slowly burned and sawed off as static electricity corrupts them
guy#1: should I buy Adams mic?
guy#2: no wtf that's a shit mic that sounds like a paper rustling in the back of an avalanche with the static of a thousand tvs
a shit mic bought at the back of Popeyes used by fake muslims
guy #1: should we buy Adams mic
guy#2: no that mic is shit and sounds like a paper rustling in the back of an avalanche with a static tv and it makes your friends scream at you while there ears bleed