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Someone you fall in love with who has a girlfriend. Someone you've known all your life and who is always there, just not there for you. Someone who when you tell them that you like them doesn't care. Someone who breaks your heart everyday. Someone who steals your heart and doesn't know they have it. Someone perfect.
"Hey did you ask that boy out?"
"Naw he has a girlfriend. He's too much of a Michael."
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A name that usually implies a VERY creepy person. Almost everyone with the name Michael is a perverted freak.
"What a perv.I bet that dude's name is Michael."
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A man who seems very sweet, nice, and makes you feel very special. But in reality, he will fuck pretty much anything that moves, and when drunk he can not differentiate between women, and tends to be somewhat of a man slut.
However, despite his skankiness he is a loyal friend with a down to earth soul.
Wow, that guy is such a michael!
OMG I can't believe he just pulled such a Michael!
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The biggest asshole alive. He does shit with girls and then never talks to them again, even his good frienddsss.
Girl one; "Michael ate me out over a week ago, and now we haven't talked."
Girl 2; "Yeah, he's a total douche."
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The dried up poop left on your ass hairs after taking a huge dump.
Holy shit James you smell like Michael
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Most people say this person was amazing. BUT the truth is he is a kiss ass and he kinda really sucks. He is loud and obnoxious and everyone in his class hates him. Come to think of it everyone in the world probably hates him too.. but it'll be okay. Maybe he'll grow up to be one of those cat ladies.. He'll still have friends..kinda. But overall he sucks. And has a small penis.
i know, he's being such a michael.
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An epic douchebag who is easily pissed off.
A person who would be angry by just reading this definition.
Person 1: Hey, did you see Michael today?
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a douchebag he belongs on Jersey Shore!
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