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Someone below the height of five foot, with the attitude that you're amazing, when really you hate yourself and cry in dark corners and nobody likes you.
Look at that emo-midget crying in the corner. She's so short and apathetic that she reminds me of a lost, homely puppy, that should be put asleep.
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When you stick a midget on the end of your dick and swing her around beating someone to death.
SephirothXWEAPON: and coming over ther to beat you over the head with a midget mallet!
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George W. Bush is such a mental midget
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The act of tossing a carp back into the water when it gets all squirly so not to harm it by dropping it on the ground or boat.
1. Raul call Frodo and lets go Midget Tossing. 2. I didn't want get slimed by that carp so I tossed his midget ass back into the water. 3. That midget looked cute until I tried to pick it up so I tossed I just tossed it.
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Midgets which live in your vagina, and everytime you get your period, they wake up and begin to chop up your organs.
"I fucking hate having vaginal midgets,I just lost my liver last week!"
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The act of allowing a small person known as a midget to defacate on your chest.
"hey malachy, that midget is dumping on my chest"
"Well Ian, you do like a bit of midget dumping, dont you"
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