Miguel Ángel

Son las personas más asquerosas del mundo, no tienen sentimientos, siempre quieren ver sufrir a la gente y son unos mancos al clash Royal aparte de que son asquerosos y tienen una obsesión con el sol y Sevilla, muchos se llaman en clash royale solsevillano aparte de que nunca comparten nada

Sofía: cuántas veces has ganado al juego ese?
Miguel Ángel: ni una vez me tocan puros chinos en el juego

Sofía: me das un vampiro?(caramelo)
Miguel Ángel: NO!

José Miguel Gomes Borges

He is the hottest guy in the world, he also have a big penis and he is the dream of all girls, he makes you smile with his "jokes" cause he is the funniest guy in the world and he is very smart at filosofia.
He plays football de caralho

Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta

Miguel Salamanca

A Mexican typically known for knocking out straight white males, a Miguel Salamanca is also a Ro-Cartel cocaine addict.

I feel like snorting a line of coke today and assaulting a homeless white male, especially one called Jacob, I feel so Miguel Salamanca.

Nate Miguel

A cute boy with a fat cock.

Is that Nate Miguel? I heard he bangs treeshes in the two-seat.

Alan Miguel

Most perfect guy in the world. He is calm and has the sweeter soul ever, although he is very hot too.

"He is soooooo perfect, what's his name? Oh, Alan Miguel? That explains a lot."

Way to Miguel It

Messing up in an easy but clutch moment.

At mini-golf: your ball was 2 inches from the hole, how could you miss?! Way to Miguel it!

Miguel O'hara

Miguel O'hara or spider-man 2099 is the greatest MILF on the multiverse, after loosing his alternate universe daughter he wants to get pregnant to have her back.

After getting Miguel O'hara pregnant he let me drink his milk.