An excuse to the wife/ husband for coming home drunk
Wife:Look at the state of you! You said you’ll be home 4 hours ago
Husband:Mikey Drain
Hey if you don't know you don't know, you just had to be there haha
"This whole situation reminds me so much of Mikey Big Juggs"
Jessie's boyfriend who has a small dick and gets very grumpy/horny when she calls him at 4 AM
Little Mikey gets mad when I say I am more dominant than him
destined to succeed alpha male leader among men caring to those who he cares for highly intelligent usually , 6’4 arrogant but charming confident and a man who resorts to violence in protection
Mikey Venus is an absolute G
Typically Mikey has a massive penis, some may say hung like a horse. He supports the best team in the world and can bench more than Max Rigby.
He a bitch and always digging his nail in ppl weird ass hell emo black like 5'10
thats that nigga mikey look at them claws on his hands and feet bro!!
A guy you text once but never again; really good at conversations
Oh, Mikey never texted me back