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Thomas is a very mysterious guy. Often people see him as an outsider never giving him the chance to prove himself. He is overlooked, but shouldn’t be, because when you make a friend like Thomas, you will never let him go. He is kind, caring, funny, and slightly flirtatious. More than anything he wants a significant other, someone who will appreciate him as much as he does others. When given a chance he can enchant a girl with something more powerful than looks... his personality. Thomas will often crack jokes that would light up any girls face. His largest weakness would simply be his ability to remove himself from any and every situation. He hates negative confrontation, some would call him a “peace maker”. This isn’t a bad thing, but Thomas deserves better than to lurk in someone else’s shadows. He’s too good of a person to not be seen as such. If only he knew that.
Thomas Miles : Hey Regan wanna date
Regan: Fuck yeah dude
Connor: Fuck....
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The romantic act taken between a couple where the male eats 6 unripened bananas and begins to crap on the females chest, he then proceeds to crab his way down her body from the chest to the waist
betty was into some shitty sex so I gave her the green mile and things have never been the same
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A road in Michigan that seperates Macomb County and Wayne County, (Wayne county is where the city of Detroit is)
Stay off eight mile, too many cops.
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A term for having slippery/sweaty/glistening/wet
sex with a particularly voluptuous lady.
The term is a nostolgic nod to the 80s/90s slip and slide model “the crocodile mile” which featured an inflatable bump/ramp launching users into a pool which also featured the memorable jingle “You run, you slide, you hit the bump and take a dive.”
“Damn girl! You juicy as hell. I want to take you back to my place and crocodile mile yo damn titays!”
“Last night Dat pussy was wetter than a crocodile mile”
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Science fiction writer. Most notable for writing the Doctor Who novels 'Alien Bodies', 'Interference Books One and Two' and 'The Adventuress of Henrietta Street'. A much maligned figure in fandom for his extreme views about his fellow "authors."
Lawrence Miles wrote the fantastic Doctor Who novel called 'Alien Bodies', but he's also criticized for his negative opinions of fellow Who-writers.
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any town or area with a larger than normal population of pedophiles. in other words "creep central" or "where uncle mark touched me". There are a few defining characteristics of a pedophile mile that distinguishes it from other suburban areas.
1. an excess of white vans and / or ice cream trucks parked in nearly every driveway.
2. an abnormal amount of shady characters, specifically ones over 40, possibly with small children.
3. if you walk down the street and a random man with a lisp asked to see your no-no area, you are probably in the pedophile mile.
4. last but not least if you see john mccain on any of the porches, RUN. this is most definitely a pedophile mile.
tim: "dude you took the long way home? arent there a shitload of creepy old people?"
john: "fer sure man, its the pedophile mile down there. im lucky to have made it out with my anus intact."
tim: "no doubt. say doesn't your grampa live down there?"
john: "*shudder* dont mention his name... i still have flashbacks."
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