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The act of establishing a group of people and shoving Play-Doh molds into their anus' and pooping out shapes.
"hey is Mike coming to the park today?"
"no, he joined a Minnesota Pottery Club."
"ew dude thats nasty."
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the act of vomiting, ejaculating, urinating, excreting and spitting onto a womans chest, before then allowing her to ejaculate, urinate, defocate, vomit, spit and menstruate onto you chest then having sex, spreading the disgusting mixture all over akin to syrup in a pancake
also known as minnesota flapjacks and minnesota ice cream sandwitch
guy 1-i gave my girlfriend minnesota pancakes last night
guy 2-whats minnesota
guy 1-who cares i shit on her
(guy 2 leaves)
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a non alcoholic drink consisting of club soda, lemon zest, and an olive served in a martini glass with an umbrella and lemon skin on the glass
I have to drive home.. get me a minnesota mormon!
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When a girl mixes you a drink comprised of what appears to be red Kool-Aid. In reality, this is a mixture of water and menstrual blood. Drink up!
Lance Armstrong: Sheeeit I only got one man pebble. At least I got this Kool-Aid.
Sheila: Sorry Lance that's a Minnesota Kool-Aid!
Kool-Aid: OOOOOOHHHH NOOOOO.
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while having sex with your girlfriend right before you cum throw powdered sugar in her face cum in her eye and stick a feather duster in her ass.
john: hey how did you're date go with melvins sister last night
chris: great but i dont think melvin is going to like the fact that i gave his sister a minnesota funnel cake.
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The state of Minnesota votes so blue that even moderates or conservatives don't have a voice. Then the state government wants to give free stuff to refugees and illegal aliens which include free health care, welfare, food stamps, and other government benefits. While the citizens pay one of the highest taxes in the country and the state government is calling for a bill where cops take your guns without proof. Nice going General Secretary cough cough excuse me governor Tim Walz. By the way the Democratic Party in Minnesota also the name labor in it too because the state loves to control it's own people and rob people of money they deserve to keep while a socialist utopia slowly creeps in.
Thanks for raising my taxes, and attempting to take my guns People's Republic of Minnesota.
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a bean is put up the butt and man or woman sucks it out with a straw and makes coffee with the bean and pours it on his or hers nipples.
man: want and minnesota coffee bean
woman: yes, of coarse
man: do you like that
woman: yes
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