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"Damn, Zeke got the Mississippi Rug Burn somethin' fierce."
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When a brother gives his blood sister a cream pie.
Cemere Sally Sue I'm gonna give ya a Mississippi Cream Pie!
When you cum in your OWN ass.
-Louie the 3RD.
"BRO she was riding me, didnt get the towel in time afterwards and I literally CAME in my own ass."
"Damn bro, you were a victim of the Mississippi run-off."
"Sick."
A Fun Dip bag where the sugar has been emptied out and replaced with cocaine.
"My grandma used to give Mississippi hickory sticks to kids with toothaches; cured 'em right up."
When an overweight man or woman deliberately refrains from wiping their ass, and sits on the face of a consenting or non-consenting individual, giving said individual the appearance of having long, shitty mutton-chop sideburns
Guy 1 (Submissive): Make sure you perch right, lest the middle of my face get covered in shit
Guy 2 (Dominant): Don't worry. I've done Mississippi Mutton Chops before
You take a crap outdoors, step in it, then wipe your feet on your naked girlfriend before having sex with her.
I ate way too much tonight; should be a perfect Mississippi Door Mat kinda night.
when your poop comes out and makes the toilet bowl water look like muddy mississippi water. Solid or liquid just as long as you cant see the bottom of the toilet bowl. poop mississippi river
dude come check this out "oh man looks like u got that mississippi river poop" bet ya if we throw a line in there well probably pull up a large mouth bass.