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Moscow Mitch-Street slang for a person used to run interference in important situations in exchange for something...
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A person who conviently forgets all the bad shit they do and when pressed, changes the subject or assigns blame elsewhere in a narcissistic manner.
Carefully deploy your MM. MMs are not to be trusted and must be strategicly used. MMs typically live double lives similar to that girl/guy who sleeps with all the married people on Friday Night and sits by the preacher on Sundays claiming devout Christianship.
Side effects of MM are betrayal, lies, and mercenary behavior (dont think they are only your MM.) May lead to embarrassing situations, dissatisfaction, and things not going according to the plan discussed with MM
I was in a sticky situation until I deployed my Moscaw Mitch..then I ghosted. My MM is #fire
My Moscow Mitch saved me in the club from those ugly girls/guys group. Therefore, I was able to pulled up on fine ass girl/guy in the corner .
I was getting a ticket and some MM drove by flying..the officer left me and got them. Some MM got me out of a ticket.
Everything was going well until ol MM showed up..everything ruined. He told the secrets of our team and took credit and sold me out
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nickname from George W. Bush for Mitch Daniels
My Man Mitch was a campaign slogan for Mitch Daniels' 2004 gubernatorial campaign which was derived from a phrase used by George W. Bush once to describe him.
On April 30,2019 you wear Mitch match fucking clothes Bc your a real one
Make sure your not wear the same of something or your a bitch PERIODT “ Mitch Match bitch
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When a flaming liberal forces themselves on senior U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) with the sole intent to grab his saggy old turtle balls.
Person 1: I hate senator McConnell! He looks like a turtle. Besides, he wants to increase tax cuts for the rich and defund Social Security.
Person 2: I agree, he's such an ignorant dick. I think it is high time we bitch-itch Mitch!
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As many of you know, Mitch Hedberg was a gifted comedian, who was on the verge of becoming a huge star, when he dropped dead in a hotel room from a drug over dose. He was speed balling (cocaine and heroin) when he dropped the fuck dead.
Pulling a Mitch Hedberg refers to a situation where a person is just about to succeed, wildly beyond their dreams, and just when it is within their grasp, they screw it up and lose, often with fatal results. Kurt Cobain and James Dean are NOT examples, because they had both become huge stars before their life styles killed them. Possible basketball great Len Bias, who overdose on cocaine after signing with the Bulls but before he could play with them, is an example.
Don't pull a Mitch Hedberg kids, that shit is not cool.
Hey, did you hear Tommy died?
Yup, dat boy was celebratin' his scholarship to Duke and drank drived his ride into the lake.
Damn, that boy pulled a Mitch Hedberg.
Man your record is going to go platimium, you better put that cocaine down.
No shit, I don't want to be pulling a Mitch Hedberg.
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The act of little masturbating and frying chicken while driving a 1971 Ford Pinto that has just exploded due to a rear end collision.
Coastie earned the nickname 'Kingford' after his last extra crispy little mitch.
May 18, the day where everyone named Mitch or Mitchell either gets fucked mentally, or physically, and everyone doesn’t care about them for the whole Day.
Hey it’s national fuck Mitch day
Wait I’m Mitch
Go f***yourself Mitch
It’s May 18, National Fuck Mitch day
Who the fuck is named Mitch?
I am.
We’ll go fuck yourself Mitch!