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The act of fingering a woman with your thumb and using the other four fingers to penetrate her ass
Hey babe, since it frisky Friday....how about a Michigan mitten ?
When someone is finally resting or accepting a situation, after they've been fighting it. (Based on their use on hospital patients, who may be fighting to pull out IVs or foleys, and so they put "big mittens" on their hands so they can't hurt themselves, and they finally fall asleep.")
"Is your friend still suing their landlord to get their deposit back?" "No, she's decided to let it go. She's sleeping with the big mittens on."
A physical deformation that prohibits the individual articulation of the smaller toes, resulting in a formation that resembles a mitten.
I asked my mom to knit another pair of mittens that would fit a size 8 (US) foot for a Christmas gift and she asked wtf that meant... apparently she's never seen my dude's mitten toes!
The rear pockets on a pair of pants or shorts where a partner may keep their hands for goosing.
She loves rocking goose mittens in the winter... I love it more.
Like 'just kidding', but... 'just mittens,' ya know?
AIM convo:
yourmomeatscarrots: i hate you and i hope you die
imyerbunny: y would u say that 2 me?!?!? ):
yourmomeatscarrots: just mittens!
imyerbunny: lol k.
When two people hold hands and they get really sweaty and gross.
Dude I was so nervous it was full moist mittens with her
When someone's boring and makes no impression they're a real wet mitten.
Wow, that guy is a wet mitten alright.