A game that every body anticipates to suck because it is the same thing. Though there are new weapons, new game-types, a fun campaign, and a new survival mode which creates a new fun set of skills for players to achieve. While the graphics may be the same as MW2, it is a sequel to it anyways. Many people did not care when COD4 and MW2 were the same...
Random person: dude Modern warfare 3 is gonna be so unrealistic and stupid, in a week you will hate it.
Me: its a game its not real anyways so why should it matter?
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Ever seen a guy wearing a mask, dressed in tape joggers, sporting white hair? well if you have, he was probably an e-boy. E-boy's have evolved throughout the years from wearing a striped shirt over a hoodie and wearing nail polish to dressing in varsity jackets, leather trousers, imprinted pants tape joggers, military vests, tye-dye trousers, checkered print leggings, big shoes(even yeezys and those boots you only wear when it's cold out) hats, chains, locks and earrings(but of course don't forget your nail polish).
Another big note is you no longer have to be as sad as possible and listen to emo or goth music, of course you could try listen to punk rock music but MGK isn't that good anyway (his merch is fire tho)
This trend has been thriving since 2013 but now in recent years, has evolved into the 'e-boy'
It's almost hard to escape them now. The e-boy lifestyle can be expensive (trust me, I know) but flexing to your friends is always a plus. If you can't afford it, don't worry a pair of black boots with plaid trousers with a chain,and a leather jacket with your hair parted in two always does the trick.
"like my new chain? it's for those leather trousers I bought from Balmain"
"ugh, you're such a modern e-boy lucas"
Newer songs by artists who rose to fame in the "Classic Rock Era"
"Beautiful Day", "Vertigo" by U2; "Jaded", "I Don't Want To Miss A Thing" by Aerosmith; "It's My Life", "We Weren't Born To Follow" by Bon Jovi are all modern classic rock.
Want to understand what today's teenagers are trying to say?
Wagwan = Another way of greeting someone
Innit fam = Isn't it
Crepes = Shoes (Specifically branded shoes like Jordans)
Blud = A way of addressing you - Often used in threats
Homies = friends
Fire = cool
Rizz = trying to get a girl (9 times out of 10 it fails)
Touch grass = Go outside for some fresh air (Commonly used to verbally assault people who do nothing but game 24/7)
Pussy = 1 of 2: The female "Special part"
2 of 2: Calling someone a wimp or coward
mood = relatable feeling
Bet = Agreeing to something (eg "do you wanna go to the store" "bet")
Wanna = Want to
Cake = To describe a rather large butt
Cap/Cappin'/Capping = Lying (You can also be called "nah fool, you tripping)
Daddy = A sexualised way of calling your boyfriend
Dope = Cool or awesome
Drip = Good/cool style of fashion
G.O.A.T = Greatest Of All Time
Karen = A moody b*tch, constantly complaining about something. Their name may not even be 'Karen'
Boomer = an old person
Simp = A person who does anything for their partner. There are two levels of being a simp: Low and extreme. Low is respectable, Extreme is like spending millions of Β£/$ on them just to date them.
Same = I can relate
Snack = A good looking person ("Girl you lookin' like a snack, goddamn"
Seen that I missed out any key ones? Drop me an email on kallum.hayes0@gmail.com.
Modern Teen Language
A Motherfucker Whoβs So Damn Ugly that he could make Picasso cry tears of joy.
βYouβre so ugly, you could be a modern Art Masterpiece!β
-Gny. Sgt. Hartman
The most brain shatteriest head poppiest face meltiest video game to be released for any consle in the history of man.This game is going to be so awesome it explodes you head incinerates you heart and makes you crap out your own intestines.
Guy 1:Hey did you hear about Modern Warfare 2?
Guy 2:What?
Guy 1:It the sequal to CoD4!
Guy 2:Oh,than Waw is better than.
Guy 1 proceeds to jump on Guy 2 like a Hunter from Left 4 Dead
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The third in the popular Call of Duty: Modern Warfare series of video games. Developed by Infinity Ward and Sledgehammer Games, and published by Activision. Despite criticisms of being extremely similar to Modern Warfare 2, very low metacritic user scores, and Bobby Kotick's greedy business practices, the game sold over 6.5 million copies on launch day, breaking the previous record held by Modern Warfare 2.
19-year-old who works at a gas station: Bobby KoDick is such a jew and mw3 sucks my cawk. Tr00 Br0s play bf3.
Sensible Person: Why did you buy five copies of Modern Warfare 3 on launch day, buy a 2 year subscription to Elite and are already on your third prestige, then?
19-year-old: LOLOLOLOL it's phukin terrible broski, just wanted to see if it was bad as I thought it was.
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