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The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.
Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...
The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.
Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...
1) One who is a worthless mom in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemybaby #myworld
2) A mom who spends 9 hours a night at the club, 8 hours a day asleep, 6 hours a day working, and an hour minutes with her kids taking "usies" and posting to twitter using hashtags such as: #myworld #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel
"Did you see Amanda on twitter with her kid?"
"Yea, she a twitter mommy"
a very famous, sexy artist on Twitter.
"i am blue mommy" - blue mommy
You can’t spell you dumb bitch
Person 1: “I love mommy mulkers”
Person 2: “you’re fucking stupid”
Your friends mom who is like mid 40s but could still get it and seems like she definitely wants it. Her husband is either divorced or always on a 'business trip', so you're the one she's been waiting for. (; Don't be shy Johnny, go upstairs and get that raunchy mommy.
The raunchy mommy came downstairs to give the teenage boys some snacks only to bend down and expose her large breasts and still fit body.
The wife of the creature known as "Daddy Howard" she will often be asking people what they said due to hearing problems because her mate "Daddy Howard" screams too much at home
Mommy Howard is thicc. I want her to give me IC