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monk juice

beer brewed by monks

monk juice is the nectars of the goof life

by corked May 3, 2005

12๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


a monk's circle

A practise usualy undertaken by homosexuals whereby a group of men sit in a circle and wank each other off in quick succession. Usualy performed with some kind of lubricant such as a big slab of butter.

A: 'Cor blimey did you see that group of puffs having a monk's circle last night in that abandoned warehouse!'

B: 'Yea those dirty fuckers i saw they had a huge slab of butter with them as well! They were at it all night!'

by rory_mcgrath October 6, 2006

20๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fat Monk

Respectively, a fat monk is when a girl is too fat for the pants she's wearing and her vagina pushes out and creates a bulge. The bulge looks like a monk's head, or a fat monk's head.

-Dude, look at that girl's vag!
-Ew, what the fuck? That fatass needs to lose some weight, she's got a fat monk!

by Michelle Arza April 20, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


MONKE MODE!

a state of mind where the person focuses on the monke grindset, this includes:

eating a banana

training for 10 hours a day / or gaining knowledge for 10 hours a day

and daily monke noises for 15 mins per hour

monke's can do anything and especially when you're in monke mode you can do anything

greg: hey what's he doing?

dan: he's going monke mode! leave him alone for a while

by shovel_monke_man_thegodofmonky November 28, 2021

20๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkE

a sped grown man who has no brain cells

I had a supply teacher today. He was an absolute monkE

by Broc Lee October 2, 2020

1๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Getting It Monk

When an action/event is so amazing that people want to set up communes, communities, town, cities and monasteries around it.

I'm hittin the dance floor tomorrow night. I'm gonna be getting it monk.

by Justin Chandler April 24, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monk-thugger

wanker, one who masturbates.

You monk-thugger, you've had two today already. Give me my p0rn0 back or get raped.

by ValhallaShoes October 16, 2005

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž