A practise usualy undertaken by homosexuals whereby a group of men sit in a circle and wank each other off in quick succession. Usualy performed with some kind of lubricant such as a big slab of butter.
A: 'Cor blimey did you see that group of puffs having a monk's circle last night in that abandoned warehouse!'
B: 'Yea those dirty fuckers i saw they had a huge slab of butter with them as well! They were at it all night!'
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Respectively, a fat monk is when a girl is too fat for the pants she's wearing and her vagina pushes out and creates a bulge. The bulge looks like a monk's head, or a fat monk's head.
-Dude, look at that girl's vag!
-Ew, what the fuck? That fatass needs to lose some weight, she's got a fat monk!
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a state of mind where the person focuses on the monke grindset, this includes:
eating a banana
training for 10 hours a day / or gaining knowledge for 10 hours a day
and daily monke noises for 15 mins per hour
monke's can do anything and especially when you're in monke mode you can do anything
greg: hey what's he doing?
dan: he's going monke mode! leave him alone for a while
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a sped grown man who has no brain cells
I had a supply teacher today. He was an absolute monkE
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When an action/event is so amazing that people want to set up communes, communities, town, cities and monasteries around it.
I'm hittin the dance floor tomorrow night. I'm gonna be getting it monk.
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wanker, one who masturbates.
You monk-thugger, you've had two today already. Give me my p0rn0 back or get raped.
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