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A “large” clean bowel movement which requires no wiping or clean-up job later, see Teflon
Example:
- “Why are you looking so pleased with yourself?”
- “Dropped a Monster Teflon mate, ripped the hole big time”
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When a collection of monsters have a party and spend the evening dancing with no regard for others
oh my god Nigel, the monsters next door are having a monster mash again they will keep us up all night again.
Can you go around and have a word with the chief monster 'Paul' and ask him not to make them strange ape noises again
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when you get way drunk and make major mistakes from drinking jagermeister.
Dude the Jager Monster got me last night. Or come help me kill this Jager Monster in my Freezer.
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A girl that nuzzles, frequently with an upward motion of the head. Nuzzle monsters are cute, accelerate time, and make the very best girlfriends.
Ashlee is so cool and loves to cuddle, she's such a nuzzle monster!
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After you cum, the uncleaned semen group together to form a chunky piece of shit -the Semen Monster. The leftover semen can come from a variety of places: laptops, bathrooms, tissue paper, vaginas, even your belly button. As the Semen Monsters multiply, they scheme to take over all vaginas, and pollute our offspring with semen DNA. Nasty stuff!
Timothy: Hey, just finished jacking it.
Lancelot: Ooh, better clean your junk, the coagulated semen might group together and burst out of your cock and turn into a Semen Monster.
Timothy: Just like in Alien?
Lancelot: Just like in Alien.
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A freakishly tall faggot that dresses like smurfette while devouring cocks down at the glory hole. Usually a failed basketball player wannabe
That homo Adam turns into a real Blue Monster as soon as he enters the “phone booth”
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A pair of ass-kicking boots, normally combat boots or platforms, Demonia makes a lot of bad ass ones.
Holy shit did you see her monster boots, she could totally kick your ass!
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