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Like Moses did in Exodus 10: 23, you must part her pussy lips like the Red sea and insert both heads (penis tip, and actual Head) at the same time. the goal is to eat her pussy like a freshly carved pumpkin and not cum in your eye at the same time.
OMG Jessica, Alex just pulled a Moses on me 30 minutes ago!!!
Yo dude, my girls was on her period so I thought The Moses was a Good Idea
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A Moses bag is a plastic bag which you hang over your gear stick for rubbish.
where do i put this rubbish?
oh u have a moses bag!
my car wouldnt b this messy if i had a moses bag! :(
where would i b without my moses bag!
i am sir moses elisha stone amgott flemenverfer the III
The god of all beings, the creator of all multiverses and the smartest entity out there.
Yuval Moses is your god.
Yuval Moses is your creator.
When you first spread a girls legs before sex while she is on her period.
You are my moses daddy after spreading me in that horrific position
An alternative to saying “Jesus Christ” when expressing pain, surprise, discontent, and/or exasperation, typically uttered by members of the Jewish faith.
“They are late again?!? Moses of Goshen!”
“Moses of Goshen that hurt! I just stubbed my toe!”
“Moses of Goshen! He left the dishes in the sink again?!?”