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The thing under your hands at this current moment
dude 1: dude whats a mouse and keyboard?
dude 2: Go kill yourself
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Fucking Goofy.
Taken from an old joke that went along the lines of
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse divorce Minnie Mouse?
A: He found out she was fucking goofy.
You mean you bought that after watching an infomercial? Man, that's just Minnie Mouse.
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An asian guy with a really small penis, that thinks he is good in bed.
Hahaha! Jay is a radioactive mouse! He tried to sleep with this chick last night and she said he sucked hard donkey balls because he's so small!
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A used tampon, generally that which is found through plumbing work, but also can be found anywhere after discard.
I found a sewer mouse in our hiding spot in the park. Someone must have been earning their redwings.
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That annoying black crap that collects under your computer mouse (if you don't use a mouse pad.) What is it and where does it come from??
When my mouse isn't moving smoothly, I clean the mouse shit off the underside and it works much better.
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A church mouse is a meek individual who attends church regularly and frequently.
Go back to church you church mouse!
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To rape a man dressed up as Minnie Mouse
Lieutenant Briefing his troops: Disney land is located here, we shall take the rollercoaster by surprise, then we shall go Minnie Mousing, understood?
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