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A woman from Fairbanks who lives in a dry cabin, is of the hippie persuasion, and smells of firewood.
I saw a cute little cabin muffin at the Marlin last night.
the condition that occurs when your belly fat protrudes over your pants.
Man, he's really packing on the weight lately. Serious case of muffin-topping.
a word used when things go wrong
Oh muffins! My dog ate my homework!
When a womans pubic jungle is shaved in a circular patch directly above her whispering eye; resembling a muffin.
Frank-"Wow Kathy, what do you do to keep your moisture muffin lookng and smelling so fresh?"
Kathy-"Douche."
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The act of using soap as an instrument of lube for penetrating the rectum or vagina.
I Went to prison and had my first soapy muffin!
Jesus : Frankie and i had soapy muffin time in the shower last night!
Frankie : It was amazing!
The cutest animal (not human) in the whole world,
especially one that is round and squishy (a.k.a. muffin-esque)
Me: Who's a baby muffin?
Cat: Meow?
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