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this is when a man cream pies (cums on a girls vagina)and then licks her out after
"jees i was so wasted last i night i ended up with a mayonnaise mustache by the end of it"
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When a soldier or a person in a soldier costume cuts a hole into the crotch and lets the balls or vagina free. Then the
soldier squats on the sleeping persons face. Resting either
the vagina or balls on the upper lip area, while saluting.
While my friend was sleeping I gave him the Military Mustache.
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an unthick poopy dirt looking mustache. looks like someone smeared dirt around there face. Its ugly and digusting
hey you have a poopy mustache go shave it you look dirty
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Something or Somebody that is just being gay, or is just pissing you off lately
Man work sucks, this place has been growing a mustache lately
Man, Willy's pissing me off, he's really been growing a mustache lately
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someone who kisses ass alot, and has left over poop on their upper lip; brown noser; can also be used to call someone who gets a dirty sanchez.
Benny: I totally cant stand Daniels, he's always tryna 1 up everyone in the shop.
Lincoln: I know he's such a doodoo mustache!!!
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a unibrow
Did you see that dude's Canadian mustache?
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OilBar Mustache: (V.) When one engages in a sexual act of placing a frozen chocolate bar in their condensing partners anus, while concurrently masturbating their partner's genitals with a food grade lubricant, ie: " Crisco." After the initial climax, the now melted chocolate is smeared upon the other partners upper lip, and licked off by the climax-er.
A sexual act the OilBar Mustache, well described in the definition.
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