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A liquid/solid mix of feces left in your underwear after sharting.
(Farts): I think I left a little monkey mustard down there.
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A sock filled with a pint of mustard; commonly used for beating the puss.
Man I just mustard bombed the fuck out of my girlfriends puss.
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a shirt that looks like diaharea mustard yes i cant spell
in my english class this really hott kid named chris wears a mustard shirt bc he nos he looks sexy in it giselle wants to slap his ass
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An army term: To dip ones pork sword in your commanding officers antique mustard pot to gain revenge.
Neil was not happy with his team leaders 6 month evaluation of him and took it upon himself to Colonel mustard him.
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For those who do not like mayonnaise , it is a form of tricking them into eating mayo because it is indeed mayo.
IS this mayo? No it is White Mustard.
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The dark colored stains left on the toilet bowl after a slimy poo.
I ate way to much chili and left some kicking bowl mustard in the John.
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The detritus left on the sheets after a wild night involving anal sex.
A regional usage common to Mississippi and Arkansas.
Associated most often with gay anal sex, but could just as well refer to "opposite" sex.
Daddy brought home the cutest little Falcon, but when Sister Woman first laid eyes on it she screamed to the high heavens: I cain't be seen drivin' a car the color of bootie mustard!
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