Monkey mustard

A liquid/solid mix of feces left in your underwear after sharting.

(Farts): I think I left a little monkey mustard down there.

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mustard bomb

A sock filled with a pint of mustard; commonly used for beating the puss.

Man I just mustard bombed the fuck out of my girlfriends puss.

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mustard shirt

a shirt that looks like diaharea mustard yes i cant spell

in my english class this really hott kid named chris wears a mustard shirt bc he nos he looks sexy in it giselle wants to slap his ass

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Colonel Mustard

An army term: To dip ones pork sword in your commanding officers antique mustard pot to gain revenge.

Neil was not happy with his team leaders 6 month evaluation of him and took it upon himself to Colonel mustard him.

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White Mustard

For those who do not like mayonnaise , it is a form of tricking them into eating mayo because it is indeed mayo.

IS this mayo? No it is White Mustard.

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bowl mustard

The dark colored stains left on the toilet bowl after a slimy poo.

I ate way to much chili and left some kicking bowl mustard in the John.

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cowboy mustard

When Youre fucking another man in the ass, Pull your dick out and spit on it so the poo and spit substance turns into a mustard.

Brokeback Moutian Created Cowboy mustard

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