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A geek who is so stealthy with his geekyness that people don't suspect he is super leet out of school
Sorry dude, I'll hang out with you guys tomorrow night, I got loads of homework to do.
*Later*
Hey DarkMagus, ready to slay those Giant Solifuges?
Yeh, I almost couldn't come but luckily I maganged to get out of it, I'm a Ninja Geek
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when a guy pisses on the rim bowl of the toilet (the white space just above the water) so that it won't make a splashing noise while your peeing.
(a guy thing... i hope)
"It was like 3 in the morning and i didn't wanna wake up my parents so i just took a quick ninja piss"
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A very powerful, fast, and normally deadly attacking move usually sought out by ninjas in the need of harm to their foe.
To properly perform a ninja kick you must:
1. Step forward with your recessive leg.
2. Lift your dominant leg by the knee.
3. Bring your leg at an angle with power into your target.
4. Say, "Hiya! I'm a ninja!"
You can perform a fake ninja punch and follow up with a ninja kick, but never fake ninja kick and follow up with a ninja punch. Not only is your leg longer than your arm, and you will most likely miss, but punches are weaker than kicks, so your target will experience pain less than what they expected, and that is not the ninja way.
Ninja Kick
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One who is capable of sneaking around and having sex with many people without being detected by the others, especially applicable when married or in a long term relationship.
Carrie is a real slut ninja. She's fucking her co-worker, her neighbor, and the guy at the car wash. Her boyfriend doesn't have a clue.
A person who is very subtle or sneaky when it comes to looking at a female's breasts.
Used as a compliment by males and a warning or an insult by females.
Girl1: Bob said that he didn't masturbate. He's so lying.
Girl2: I dunno. Maybe he's telling the truth. I mean, I've never seen him look at a girl's boobs before.
Girl1: That's because he's probably a boob ninja.
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Nintendo Ninjas are people who drove around suburban area looking for people using illegal ROMs of their games.
The Nintendo Ninjas took down Plainrock124!
I'll be next I used a ROM.
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A Bukkake Ninja is an Ancient Japanese warrior that uses stealth and cunning to overtly humiliates foes by repeatedly ejaculating upon their faces.
The Bukkake Ninjas used this extreme form of Bukkake to ridicule their opponents in battle. It was common in battle for foes to die by drowning in the ejaculate. This had the effect of demoralizing enemy combatants, while pacifying and assimilating the native females. The conquered females realized the impotence of their male populace as compared to the Bukkake Ninja, thus succumbing and submitting to the power of this rare breed of Ninjas warrior; forcing the dominated males to long periods of Cuckold-dom.
1. "Dude, you’re an insane Bukkake Ninja for what you did to that Pluff’s Mom!"
2. "I'm going to cum all over your face like a Bukkake Ninja!"
3. "I’m a Bukkake Ninja, they never saw me coming."
In Feudal Japan, there was an elevated level of Ninja called a Bukkake Ninja; these were the most feared of all Ninjas, due to their ability to be silent, invisible humiliation warriors. A Bukkake Ninja had standard Ninja training but is said to have had an additional 10 years of exceptionally rigorous training to develop the ability to produce massive streams of ejaculate with very short recovery periods. This ejaculate when produced was then sprayed over their victims face and torsos often without said victim knowing what hit them. They were renowned to have very short recovery periods before inflicting another round of overt humiliation.
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