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A thing middle schoolers bring to school thinking they will get girls but really only gets then suspended for a month
Hey do you want a hit if this vape
That thing girls suck on to get better at head.
"Hey Jenny, did you hit your vape today?"
"Yeah I did. Now unzip your pants and stuff one in me."
A pagan device used by children to summon Satan in their lungs and then expel his wretched smoke through their mouths
-Priest Bob
Person one: I'm gonna hit a vape
Person two: no don't do it!
Person one: *Responds in Satan noises*
Vape (a.k.a e-cig/electric cigarettes) is a douchey alternative to smoking cigarettes. Usually, teens will consume this in massive amounts to look "cool" claiming it has no negative health impacts because it's "just nicotine with flavor". Eventually, they get addicted and become junkies.
Dave: "Yo bro! You wanna take a puff?"
John: "Ew! You vape? You're such a douchebag."
Dave: "I know!"
A vape is clearly healthy for you because it comes in many fun flavors from sweet pastries to gummy bears. All the kewl kids are doing it, it is also a sign of homosexuality and when you see someone with it, you know they're a pussy.
Hey can I hit your vape? I want everyone to know I am a healthy gay pussy boy.