Neil is a extremely sexy guy. His dick is normally big. He also usually get a lot of girls. Neil usually has a lot of hair. But overall Neil is a very good and a loving person
the most chaotic man ever but even so i absolutely love him and he deserves everything. Gentle, sweet, attractive, funny, crazy but in a good way. If you know a neil he most likely has a disorder that effects his mental health and makes him occupy himself from bad occurances. If you know a neil please get used to him even if he might annoy you, you'll regret it if you don't.
Random person: ew imagine dating neil-
You: i love him so much.
Someone who tries to call you every day ( they’re rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out)
Neil:“I’ve been working on a unified theory”
Neil as well also:“If I make it through tonight everybody’s gonna hear me out”
Neil is a very smart, rich boy who is very funny. He is very rich and will donate lots to charity. Neil can always make you laugh no matter what mood you are in.
Damn. Neil is so rich and generous
Neil is a weird, cool, nice and cute boy who likes to play sports. He is a kind best friend with a huge heart. He can comfort you when you're feeling mad or sad. Neil is a person who you will instantly fall for. If you ever come across a Neil, be friends with him.
Girl 1: "Look! He's so hot!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, that's because he's Neil!"
A double rocks or pint glass filled to the brim with Jameson Irish Whiskey and ice.
Give me a Neil.
I'll have a Neil.
I've had 3 Neil's tonight.