the blue virus

The blue virus is anything relating to one or more of the following: 1.)Macintosh (Mac), 2.) America Online (AOL), 3.) Internet Explorer, and 4.) Wal-Mart

"You used the blue virus? That place will steel your soul!"

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the jiesen virus

symptoms include:
-headaches

-crying
-nausea and vomiting

-trauma

-emotional damage

-wanting to get run over
-losing braincells

the jiesen virus gives you pain mentally and physically. please seek help if infected

stay safe

person a: “jiesens making my head hurt so bad he makes me want to cry”
person b: “holy shit dude… you’ve been infected with the jiesen virus…”

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theoretical virus

A Theoretical Virus is a fictional virus that is based on a real virus, but does not actually exist. They are used as a benchmark for viral preparedness. A good example of a theoretical virus is lyssa x, which is a relative of rabies. Web groups such as OZORT are geared toward preparing for worst case scenario viruses like these.

A Theoretical Virus can be just as dangerous as a real virus if you aren't prepared for it.

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Corona virus

The corona virus was discovered in China. It got so bad that we are in quarantine and we could only leave our houses for good reasons... the corona virus has to be gone before July I hope 😭😭😭😭😭

Omg DONT catch that corona virus! 🦠

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z virus

Z Virus is small upcoming youtuber who makes video's with his friends Zakk.O xman and others

Guy 1: i cants find his z virus channel

Guy2: its the one with the bio hazard symbol with the z in the middle

Guy1: i found him thanks

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Quorona Virus

a more suitable name for quora

whenever i search something i get results from that shitty website quora... i mean quorona virus

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mom virus

The parental controls on the home computer that mom put in place so I couldn't use the internet after 9pm.

AKA: dad virus

GF: How come you didn't IM me last night?

Me: Mom virus on the 'puter.

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