purple pie

the act of ejaculating inside a woman with bruised genitals.

"I don't know how her vulva got like that, but she definitely enjoyed the purple pie I gave her."

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pie-hole

Noun. Mouth, i.e., the hole you ought to be using for eating (pie). From the British slang, cake-hole.

Shut your pie-hole! Seriously, man, just stop talking!

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honey pie

an adorable song by the beatles

now honey pie,
my posistion is tragic,
come and show me the magic
of your honey-wood song

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pie-in-the-sky

Exaggerated, excessively idealized, unrealistic.

You can try to sell your old computer, but US$ 3000 is a pie-in-the-sky price!

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american pie

a movie about sex. the movie itself is softcore porn.

I watched American Pie and jacked off to Nadia's titties in that one part.

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american pie

Name of a song by Don Mclean. The song was named after an airplane that crashed while Buddy Holly was on it.

Bye bye miss American Pie drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry and good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye singing this will be the day that I die...

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GRANNY PIE

WHEN A YOUNG STUD HAS ONE WOMAN OVER 60 SITTING ON HIS FACE AND ANOTHER WOMAN OVER 60 ENTERING HIM FROM BEHIND WITH A STRAP ON DILDO.

BOY, LAST NIGHT WAS AMAZING! I THOUGHT IT WOULD END WITH BINGO, BUT I WAS PLEASANTLEY SURPRISED, AFTER SCONES AND COFFEE, I ENDED UP SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF A GRANNY PIE! I CAN NOW MARK THAT OFF MY BUCKET LIST!

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