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A bad ass girl who will make your heart melt that's been there for you since day 1 f***s with all your bros and got a hot bod
Him 1: I swear she's the one
Him 2: what you mean bruh?
Him 1:I think she might be the one I mean she's the GOAT she's my GOAT
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The best at deepthroating ...
I nominate my girl friend to be the throat goat of the year....
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The Goat Rapture is like the Rapture movie, but instead of people being sucked into the sky, the goats of the world are slowly disappearing.
*goat noise slowly drifts upwards*
Will: Hey, James did you here that?
James: Don't worry it's probably just the impending doom of the Goat Rapture.
Will: Oh, never mind then.
Involves using a blanket or similar object to cloak the victim. As the victims pulls the blanket down, you pull down your pants and goat them.
Yo I just cloak goated my bitch last night.
A fat goat is when someone or something is being really dumb, stupid, frustrating or anything like that.
I don’t wanna do this fat goat homework.
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A goat-gazelle hybrid, specially bred for speed-eating, faster thinking and sprinting uphill, often mistaken in conversation for the more quickly prepared version of oatmeal.
I got myself some of them quick goats, they’re much more efficient in this fast-moving world than just the regular old goats!
Water goats have two eyes and four pairs of arms and, like other cephalopods, they are bilaterally symmetric.
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