Hippie Hair

When you open a bag of pot, or break down some buds and find yourself a nice long strand of hippie hair waiting inside

"Dude this bowl tastes like shit!"
"Must've had a hippie hair in it"

ken hair

hair with so much hairspray or gel that it looks like it is molded plastic (like Ken, as in Barbie and Ken). Usually refers to a man.

I used too much hairspray, now I have ken hair.

Man, hurricane Katrina couldn't mess up your Ken hair.

Hair Tumor

A bubble in one's hair, caused from inconsistencies in hair styling.

Woah, Rachael, don't let Addison braid your hair again - you have a hella hair tumor.

steak hair

Hair that looks like steak that everyone insults

Josuke has steak hair, man.

Hair Dick

When a woman has her hair in a high, tall bun which resembles a dick

Wow that chick has a hair dick

Carioto hair

A woman with frizzy, out of control hair

Wow, she has Carioto hair!

hair dude

Some dude that is completely in love with his/her hair. They allways are touching their hair.

"Dude that dude is such a hair dude, dude."

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