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Mind bottling

A phrase that means you’re too stupid to understand it’s mind boggling, so you say mind bottling. It’s boggling.

It’s mind boggling how many idiots mispronounce the phrase as mind bottling.

by Arkansas Sneck June 15, 2022

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mind the gap

Famous phrase that is said at the London Underground warning people who use the subway to be wary of the gap between the train and the platform. It has become synonomous with the London Underground and is repeated several times by stupid, annoying, American tourists who find the phrase fascinating and funny.

"MIND THE GAP, BIATCH!"

by Unknown Dude August 10, 2005

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Criminal Minds

What was once a very popular TV show about elite FBI profilers, now a common cultural reference to the 45th POTUS’s entire administration.

No, I couldn’t keep watching coverage of Criminal Minds, the daily newscasts have begun to wear on me to the point of causing a serious sleep disorder!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

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mind numbling

When you are doing a task so repetitive and menial, that it feels like a small rabbit is nibbling on your brain.

clicking send message over and over again is so mind numbling

by CloudMaster August 15, 2014


Mind bum

A person with significant limitations in his mental abilities that is not aware of this fact himself and feels very satisfied with his/her life, often even acts as if he/she was superior to other people. Corporate setting is a natural habitat of mind bums. Outer appearance of a mind bum is similar to the you and me, you can only spot a true mind bum after working with him for a while. WARNING! Mind bums carry serious retardation that can be contagious and have ability to drag you down with them if you don't take precautions. The most effective ones are: ignoring the mind bum completely and .. well that's about it, any exposure to a mind bum can be deadly to you intellect.

Man, I feel so exhausted after this 2 hour meeting with these mind bums, I feel like my IQ has dropped 5 points at least.

Dave's dead, he committed suicide after these mind bums kept bombarding him with A4 page long e-mails asking the same question for half a year. I guess he never learned to ignore them.

by DepressiveDave July 13, 2012


mind fodder

content that's predictable, repetitive, and doesn't evoke any level of intellect

Marvel movies are mind fodder, unlike Black Mirror.

by icarusdontcare December 10, 2017


Shallow-Mind

A shallow mind is someone who doesn't seek world-ending thoughts. Ideas of a category that would change every previous thought including the category itself as well as the previous ideas within the category.

That Shallow-Mind doesn't believe in game changers. There's layers upon layers of complexity each mind must come to on it's own. What's the point explaining it to a 2 year old if it's a 40 year old with the problem?

That person doesn't believe in world-ending thoughts, they don't realize the words I write might be like scripture to the right eyes. Ahh, but who's to believe in God? Well, each is to choose what is to god as unto themselves, thus, to the writer, he chose you as an audience.

That shallow-mind has never thought about how logic were his god and language his toolbox, and letting someone have their own version of what what you say means means what I say means many things to many people. And that's a blessing and a curse, but mostly someone else's problem.

by WorldEndingThoughts August 21, 2018